Sharknado is coming! Are you prepared?
By Travis Henry
Just when you thought it was safe to go in the sky, land or ocean, the amazing filmmakers who brought the world Transmorphers and Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (featuring Debbie Gibson), are premiering Sharknado, their latest masterpiece, on the SyFy channel.
Now, before you dismiss the movie’s premise as implausible, would you have ever believed Kanye and Kim would name their baby North West? Yeah, as the movie’s tagline declares, “Enough said!”
So, just in case the sky is suddenly filled with swirling great whites, we would like to help you prepare with a list of the weapons the Sharknado characters use in the truly awesome trailer (see below).
Flying Shark Survival Kit
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