Venus Trapped In Mars blog is laugh-out-loud funny
Sarah Webb from Venus Trapped In Mars is all about taking the man’s world into woman territory. With laughs, style and lots of glitter she is way more than just “one of the guys”. She is sassy, laugh-out-loud funny and let’s face it — who doesn’t love some glitter? Meet Sarah …
Where I’m based: Dallas
How long I’ve been blogging: Five months
Blog/business basics: I like to think of myself as one of the boys and fab! I’m here to help all my girls better understand what their man is talking about in the sports world, by using girly examples, humor and a ton of glitter. No really, I’d shower in glitter if it didn’t clog the drain each time — I mean — not like I’ve tried that. Oh, and laughing is my cardio, so plan on coming ready to workout.
Other blogs I love: I know I’m supposed to say, “Oh that is a tough one…” but for me, it is quite easy! Things I look for in a bloggy bff — 1. Are they intelligent? 2. Do I nearly spit my drink up laughing so hard at their post? 3. Are they creative? If they meet all three standards, I am their official stalker. My favorites are Helene in Between, I Wore Yoga Pants to Work and The Daily Tay.
Guilty pleasure: I’m not sure I really feel guilty over this, but I probably should. The only channel I need, other than ESPN, is Bravo. Real Housewives, Million Dollar Listings, Millionaire Matchmaker, I love it all! Anything that a man would consider filth, or brain-rotting material, chances are I love it.
Last thing I bought: A cannon T3i! #oopsies #emptywallet #ramennoodles
Fav stores to shop: TJ Maxx, H&M and Forever 21. Honestly, if I ever become a big shot millionaire, you will still find me in these stores. For me, it is all about the thrill of the hunt and bragging rights.
Where do you get your inspiration for your blog posts? I have “shiny red ball” syndrome. Personally, I think this really benefits a lifestyle blogger. My mind bops around from topic to topic the way T. Swift bops from boyfriend to boyfriend. I honestly get my best post ideas from very simple thoughts, thoughts everyone is thinking but never talks about. For example, when I see candy crushers tweeting about their Candy Crush level jumping issues and being stuck in level 29, with a layover in level 33, jumping to 47, with credits and life help from Facebook — boom, post idea.
What’s your favorite sport? You really just had to ask this. I don’t want to hurt any other sport’s feelings by playing favorites, but I have to say football. Either college or NFL. Nothing is more exciting or entertaining than football season.
If you had to have one kind of wine for the rest of your life, what would it be? Again, I’m slightly worried that I’m going to get home and all the Chardonnay bottles will have packed their things up and left my fridge because their feelings were hurt, but Pinot Noir is my favorite. Sometimes I’ll even get wild and crazy and slightly chill it in the summer time. I know, I really live a life of danger.
Let’s be honest, are you the funniest blogger ever (we think so)? Bad blogger answer- Yes. (Ohh naw she didn’t just say that). Good blogger answer — I think I am the happiest blogger ever. I just love this blog world. I recently took a leap of faith and uprooted my life to Texas from Tennessee. Making new friends is harder than they make it look on TV! But since I started blogging, I feel like I have 1,000 friends with me 24 hours a day. It really has been an incredible source of happiness for me these last few months.
So, can we be best friends? Abso-friggin-lutely *Mr. Big Voice*